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fivemuskaqueers:

fivemuskaqueers:

MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO MEimage

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GUESS WHO FINALLY HAS GRAPES

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Girl:
I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy:
I know.
Girl:
I love you!
Boy:
I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl:
Where is he?
Dad:
Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl:
(Starts crying)
Dad:
Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.